Who can write something amazing anonymously (try making it interesting)?

I will tell you how I have been relegated to hell on Earth ! I was a young long hair hippie I was hanging out one day with the girls at the junior high and borrowed guys motorcycle!!! To make a long story short I spent the next year in the hospital. I did not come out of it well to say the least. There was fire involved so I was burned, disfigured ,high speed! That's just the first step to the doorway to hell, I don't think I could probably explain it to you, so I wish I could. But I can show you I have an outlet in life unlike anybody you never know. You get this now this happened to me 50 years ago. You wonder when is it ever going to end..,. It sucks, never been married live alone, I couldn't tell you last time I had my back scratched. Is this interesting enough for you all? I tell you more a lot more but I'm going to lay my head down and and regret a number of choices I've made in life once again! This is anonymously true