Imagine that you are Dantes and you find treasure. You are now rich. What will you spend your money on writing a letter to Mercedes and telling her?

What does Mercedes have to do with anything? Oh the car? Nah, wouldn’t buy one.

First, I’d put all the money in an offshore account. Then I’d wait for the outcome of the 2024 election to see if the orange dictator wins. If so, I’d pack up all my family and friends and move out of American. In fact I might do it anyway just to escape all the bullshit flowing out of Washington and the right wing nutjobs roaming the streets.

Maybe south, like Mexico. It doesn’t sound half bad right now.

How’s that for irony?