Can you write a paragraph of at least 5 lines without including a single letter “e”?

Obviously.

But now why should I do that… Is my goal today to assist you with any kind of duty? A sort of study, mayhaps? You dirty dorky possum, you truly think you can fool a guy from South of Paris by asking this? I’m on vacations right now!

*Honhonhonhon*

Man, my own sabir is flourishing with that symbol of yours I constantly bypass right now. It’s full of it, abstractly noisy with it, in all nooks and cranny. A Frankish boy cannot find any calm in mystical shadows away from that ominous symbol. For it is ubiquitous in my own jargon. A humongous calamity.

But not in yours.

In your own jargon it is a laughably, stupidly straightforward task to avoid said symbol. Writing “Gadsby” was probably a walk in a park by contrast to “La Disparition”. Writing without our fifth symbol of that latin symbols list… Which looks like a trident. Damnit, it’s him! He’s here, I just lose!!

I didn't even realize it was so easy to write without “E” until I tried it today in English. Doing the same in my own tongue is way more difficult, believe me. We developed much more or an interdependance with ethereal silent E’s, in French. There's a repleteness of them.