What are some funny things to write on a car window sticker?

Here are some funny things to write on a car window sticker:

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying"

"Honk if you love peace and quiet"

"I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting"

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"

"I'm not lost, I'm exploring"

"I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding potholes"

"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion"

"I'm not tailgating, I'm just trying to read your bumper stickers"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just qualifying"

"I'm not tailgating, I'm just trying to stay in your slipstream"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just flying low"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just driving faster than you"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just testing my brakes"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just driving with enthusiasm"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just trying to get to the bathroom"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just trying to outrun my demons"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just trying to get away from my ex"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just trying to get to the beach before sunset"

"I'm not speeding, I'm just trying to get to the gym before it closes"

I hope these suggestions help you find the perfect car window sticker! 😊