What do you tell yourself every day?

"Get up."

"I refuse to."

"Just 5 more minutes."

"Right now."

"Forget it."

"Cut back on eating, you cow."

"Put the phone down."

"That meme was hilarious."

"One more episode won't hurt."

"I said no."

"Screw it."

"I'll do it tomorrow."

"Let's take a quick nap."

"Stop wasting all your money on food. Save it, damn it!"

"Hydrate yourself more."

"No pizza today, okay?"

"You've got this."

"Let's accomplish some tasks."

"There he is! Act normal. Act normal. Act normal."

"Just let it out. No one will notice."